A man with no jabs and an expired passport asks for advice.
Dear Ed,
Buenos dias everyone, hope you’re well and keeping hydrated.
Just a question: I haven’t had any Covid jabs and my passport ran out last year. Has any of your readers got any ideas how I could get to the Costa Tropical without any mither – I’ve got all me own teeth, if that makes a difference.
Cheers
warren
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If you are in the UK I hear that there are a load of boats off the Kent coast that only seem to have one way passengers. You could probably use one of them, just find a man with dark glasses who looks worried when you approach.
Warren. No jabs. No passport.??
Sorry you are a lost cause. Either on a windup or so English . It cannot be true. !!
But if way under the old radar. Then you really should try just a tad to conform a little. Won’t help with your residencia though. Missed the cut off application date. So after three months. Once you get a passport. Off to blighty. !!