Wonky World – Bath Salts Cannabalism

When we found the headline ‘Woman High On Bath Salts Wanted To Kill Someone And Eat Them’ we really couldn’t resist. As it turns out, bath salts, is a term used for a synthetic drug, much used now in the US and is resulting in some very strange behavior.

In Utica, New York, police were called to Stanley’s Bar on a typical Saturday night, after receiving reports of a woman who was described as emotionally disturbed. On arrival, an officer approached the woman who immediately lunged at him and tried to bite his face. During the attack, police say she was shouting, that she wanted to “kill someone and eat them.”

Bath Salts Betty was eventually restrained, arrested and taken to St. Luke’s Memorial Hospital for a mental health evaluation, which will probably establish that she is a pubic hair short of a plughole, although her urine does at least smell pine fresh.

By the way, the police in the same town were also called to the home of a 20-year-old man who had also taken this drug and found him punching a car after previously ripping a door in his house off it’s hinges and threatening to kill his entire family.

He was also taken away in the nut-bus.

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