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A 53-year-old man from Madrid, out walking and minding his own business, was suddenly struck in the scrotum by a bolt of lightning sent straight from the fury of Zeus.

The lightning bolt apparently then continued south and exited through one of his feet. Emergency services were quickly called who attended the man for burns to his balls and feet. Doctors sad he was lucky his heart and lungs were not affected by the strike.

An unidentified source remarked that it was a shame the man was not a politician.

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