Trousers-Around-Ankles Trick

(Loja, Poniente) A prostitute has been arrested for robbing a client, taking advantage of the fact he was in the middle of an orgasm – is nothing sacred?

The 43-year-old sex worker on her knees in front of the man – no imagination needed to work out what was happening –  when, taking advantage of the the fact that the man was distracted by his own ejaculation, she pushed him over backwards, and as his trousers were around his ankles, he fell flat on his back.

In a a moment of admirable agility, she had her hands in his pockets – which were closer to her than him – and relieved him of his wallet, which contained 250 euros and all his documentation. Before you could say, “That’s just not cricket,” he had come, and she had gone, leaving him, his wallet and his semen thinking they had all ended up where they weren’t supposed to.

(News: Loja, Poniente de Granada, Granada, Andalucia)

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