David Darby

Clitoris Festival Cock-Up

Unfortunately, Google managed to translate grelo to clitoris… the problem was exacerbated by the fact that the translation was concerning a grelo festival in the Galician town of As Pontes. You can imagine the shock when they read an official announcement of their proud festival which welcomed one and all to a “clitoris festival.”

Café Bar International Kelibia

Have you ever been to Café Bar International Kelibia in Almuñécar? Well, as the name suggests it is actually in Kelibia Square, right on the corner as you enter from Ave. de Andalucia.

Café Ayer Break

Tracey sent me an urgent email so that we could inform you all that Café Ayer in Almuñécar are having a short break during October.

De Tropen Discounts

Excellent news from De Tropen, the indoor and outdoor furniture
specialists between Salobreña and Motril… they are having
a sale for the entire month of October!

Shoplifters Dump Children

Most people think that shoplifters are rotten people. Well, three women who were stealing goods from a Walmart Supercenter in Peoria, Arizona, proved themselves to be even more rotten.