Best Not Annoyed

A woman was arrested by the Policía Nacional for assaulting her boyfriend with her telephone. It was only when she knocked him out with a blow to the back of the neck, rendering him unconscious, that she decided to call it a day and phone 091 for help.

When the police came round to the house, they found a concerned 27-year-old woman and an unconscious 23-year old man face down on a bed. The police asked how it had happened and she explained that they had had an argument, which had led to her launching her surprised mobile phone at the equally surprised face of the man. Feeling that her opinion had not been adequately expressed, she then hammered him on the back of the neck with a cigarette lighter enclosed in her fist.

The police managed to revive the man and took him round to the hospital to be on the safe side, before taking her down to the station to be booked.

(News: Granada, Andalucia)

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