The Almuñécar water park, Aquatropic, is taking on extra staff for its 30th anniversary, giving the installations a total of 70 personnel.

If you’re personally interested, or are desperate to get that spotty youth off your couch and out getting a taste of working for a living, then you can get his/her name down by contacting info@aqua-tropic.com.

Maintenance staff will be taken on immediately, as the park has to be prepared before opening for the season.

Those taken on for posts as a lifesaver, receptionist or bar work, will have to be able to speak English – 40% of the park users are foreigners – so if you’re offering a guiri brat, that should be no problem.

According to Puri Najarro, Admin Head, the park is already stirring in preparation for opening day, which is scheduled for the 14th of June – there will be a big inauguration party on that day.

So, there you have it; smash through the kid’s bedroom door with an axe a-la-Jack Nicholson (Shining) and announce with sadistic glee, “you’ve got a job this summer!”

(News: Almunecar, Costa Tropical, Granada, Costa Tropical)