Have I ever mentioned my urges? I really can’t help it, and even counselling doesn’t seem to help. It’s cream crackers, mature cheddar and Branston pickle. So it’s off to visit Dave and Laura down at the Spar in Calle Bikini in Almuñécar to get my fix. Last time I did this, my lady wife was out of town, and so I even managed to sneak a steak and kidney pie out!