Open and Shut
It’s a known fact that women can pack a lot better than men, managing to cram an entire wardrobe into a small suitcase, whereas us chaps can just about manage a couple of shirts and a pair of jeans.
Case in point is the woman in Mexico who, after visiting her common-law husband in prison, decided to pack him into her suitcase and wheel him out to freedom.
Staff at the prison in the town of Chetumal in the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo noticed that the 19-year-old female, Maria de Mar Arjona looked rather nervous as she struggled with her rather bulky looking suitcase on wheels.
Gerard Campos, explained that prison guards stopped the female and opened her suitcase to find a rather hot, uncomfortable and rather sheepish Juan Ramirez Tijerina curled up inside. As he was only four years into a 20-year stretch on weapons offences, he and his partner probably thought it was worth a try.
Power Point Porn
This story is a lesson to all employers who have not yet realised that the most important people in their company are not the directors or owners, but the IT crowd.
An IT manager called Walter Powell, 52, who was fired from his job at a company in Baltimore, USA, decided he would leave a little present for his erstwhile employers, by hacking into the CEO’s computer presentation to the board of directors, which instead of showing a slide show of pie graphs, charts and figures, each image was replaced with pornography instead.
Porno Powell pleaded guilty to two counts of unlawfully accessing a computer causing it to malfunction and guilty to unlawfully possessing a pass code.
Unfortunately, the judge M. Brooke Murdock could not see the funny side of Powell’s actions and sentenced him to two years in prison, which was suspended due to time served, then also gave him 100 hours of community service and three-years’ probation.
Lastly, moody Murdock barred him from possessing any software that would allow him remote access to other computers and ordered him not to go near the home of the chief executive of his former company.
All a bit harsh… but I think he got his point across rather succinctly myself.