The Town Hall has limited itself to scanning a brochure and emailing it to us – life would have been a lot easier if they had sent us a text document, as Almuñécar did.

Anyway, we’re completely bogged down trying to get the April hard copy out so there is no time to type it all out, so here’s the scanned brochure/agenda that we were sent. Anybody with a smattering of Spanish can glean enough info from it. If you don’t have that much Spanish, after living here for six billion years, then you’re not particularly bothered about saintly shuffling around town, anyway, are you…