
The Policía Nacional in the city of Málaga had cause to arrest the same man three times in two weeks for sexually molesting women on the streets.
A man dressed only in his underpants burst into the flat of an elderly woman, put on her clothes and cooked himself an evening meal before he was finally arrested.
A man thought that it would be a good wheeze to stroll into a fire station, hop into a fire truck and see if he could drive it… He couldn’t.