Daily Archives: September 1, 2013

Spain Ticked Off

The European Commission has admonished Spain for failing to accept European health cards. The Spanish Government, however, insists that it attends to all foreign tourist that have ‘valid’ documentation.’

Exploding Mattress

One can’t help but feel sorry for the German chap in our next story. He was in the process of moving into his new house and had absolutely no furniture. So, just as a temporary measure, he purchased an inflatable mattress to sleep on. However, on his return home and during the inflation period, he noticed that there was a puncture in his newly purchased bed.
The 41-year-old then decided that he really could not be bothered to return to the shop, so decided to effect a repair to the puncture with his industrial type puncture repair kit and sealant that is normally used on tyres. This is where things started to go horribly wrong.