Jeffrey Wilkinson, a 24-year-old man from Bradenton, Floriday, USA, was in bed, feeling just a little bit under the weather, when his girlfriend, 19-year-old Krystle Harrison, decided she would like to have a little bit of rumpy pumpy. A scene going on in bedrooms all over the world, one would imagine.
However, Jeffrey really was not in the mood and decided to shun her advances. This was a mistake, because Krystle is not the kind of girl to take rejection easily. So she proceeded to grab his penis and bite it.
Monthly Archives: May 2013
Flamenco at the Ventura
by Martin Myall •
There will be three dates for your diary for flamenco performances at the Restaurante La Ventura in Almuñécar.
Donkey Death
by David Darby •
Did you know…? More people are killed each year by donkeys than are killed in plane crashes. Well, let’s be honest, who’s counting? And more importantly, who cares? We just thought that this little snippet of information might help understand this following story.
Two donkeys are to be destroyed after they chased a elderly who was riding a ‘mobility scooter,’ dragged him off and then killed him.
Almuñécar/Herradura Cultural Agenda – June
by Martin Myall •
The complete cultural agenda for Almuñécar and La Herradura during the month of June 2013
JJMM Chamber Choir in Salobreña
by JJMM •
Make a note in your diary for the 20th of June, when the Juventudes Musicales Chamber Choir will perform in the Salobreña Auditorium.
Motril Airshow 2013
by Martin Myall •
Don’t miss Motril’s ever-popular airshow, which will be held down on Playa Granada on the 16th of June. You won’t be alone as the event organizers are calculating on drawing a crowd of 30,000 spectators… and they haven’t been smoking anything illegal. Here are just some of the names that will be participating: Patrulla ASPA.…
A Room for the Noisy…
by Martin Myall •
Motril is providing practice rooms for rock bands; such places are gold dust as any budding rocker will tell you.
Oleaje on Playa Granada
by Martin Myall •
The Mayor, Luisa García Chamorro, has visited Oleaje Playa Granada, which is a ‘leisure and gastronomic complex’ and has come away impressed. She considers that this new venture will “a reference point for tourism,” and will “contribute to expanding the touristic offer and services,” in Motril.
Drugs in the Motril Cemetery
by Martin Myall •
The Policía Nacional arrested three people in Motril allegedly belonging to a drug-trafficking gang, operating on the Costa Tropical. Those arrested are two men and a woman, aged 46, 45 and 32 years of age.
Crawler Competition
by Martin Myall •
No, this has nothing to do with pandering! Almuñécar has just held the Andalusian Crawler Championships; i.e. radio-controlled 4×4 models.