Daily Archives: May 28, 2013

Ouch

Jeffrey Wilkinson, a 24-year-old man from Bradenton, Floriday, USA, was in bed, feeling just a little bit under the weather, when his girlfriend, 19-year-old Krystle Harrison, decided she would like to have a little bit of rumpy pumpy. A scene going on in bedrooms all over the world, one would imagine.
However, Jeffrey really was not in the mood and decided to shun her advances. This was a mistake, because Krystle is not the kind of girl to take rejection easily. So she proceeded to grab his penis and bite it.

Donkey Death

Did you know…? More people are killed each year by donkeys than are killed in plane crashes. Well, let’s be honest, who’s counting? And more importantly, who cares? We just thought that this little snippet of information might help understand this following story.
Two donkeys are to be destroyed after they chased a elderly who was riding a ‘mobility scooter,’ dragged him off and then killed him.