Our hero is a 40-year-old man, residing in Albolote, awash with alcohol and unhindered by a valid driving licence.
City & Metropolitan
News from Granada city and its surroundings
Granada Bus-Service Problems Continue
by Hugh MacArthur •
This time it is the Granada city fire service that is not happy because the new buses have been blocking the fire station exit.
Urinary Interruption
by Martin Myall •
A man was cycling through the Granada vega when he felt the need to stop and relieve his bladder – he couldn’t have stopped at a worse place.
Unwelcome Corpse
by Hugh MacArthur •
Four people have been arrested on Calle San Antón in Granada, for dragging an overdosed drug-user out onto the street and abandoning his corpse there.
High Speed Zebras
by Martin Myall •
Zebra crossing, that it, because the City of Granada, in order for the buses to run on time, has hacked zebra crossing green-light time by nearly fifty percent!
Gonorrhea and Syphilis on the Rise
by Hugh MacArthur •
Not everything is diminishing during the crisis, because the cases of venereal disease are steadily climbing in the province.
Two Years for Alhambra Graffiti Artist
by Martin Myall •
The Public Prosecutor for Granada has recommended a 2-year prison sentences for a man who stole into the Alhambra to paint graffiti there.
House Arrest for Insulting a Mayor
by Vivienne Hughes •
A woman has been sentenced to seven days house arrest for calling a mayor an “idiot” and a “fascist.”
Fun on the Bus
by Hugh MacArthur •
The Granada consumers’ rights department is investigating the cases of two women becoming trapped in the sliding doors of a municipal bus.
The Wall of Lamentations
by Hugh MacArthur •
When a wall belonging to the City Hall of Granada collapsed, damaging a car besides it, they argued that it was badly parked… However, the judge didn’t agree.