Wonky World

Some of the most unusual news from around the wonky world

Heaven is Hotter than Hell

Monday, February 13, 2017
By Anon E. Mouse

Lest the unbeliever may think that Science and Religion cannot co-exist in harmony, he should read the following remarkable co-operative effort. The following appeared in Applied Optics, 11, A14 (1972) and was quoted in A Random Walk in Science, Institute of Physics (1973). »

Flying Pink Dildo

Saturday, February 6, 2016
By Martin Myall
Flying Pink Dildo

A surprising article title and surprise certainly is what the politician experienced when it collided with his face. »

Motorized Picnic Tables

Thursday, November 19, 2015
By Hugh MacArthur

Nobody does unconventional better than the Aussies and the incident involving motorized picnic tables complete with beer-swilling occupants is proof of it. »

Unbearable Stretcher Bearers

Tuesday, October 20, 2015
By Martin Myall
Unbearable Stretcher Bearers

When you are injured on the football pitch, you don't expect to be worse off when you leave the stretcher than when you were put on it. »

In The Name of Science

Sunday, October 18, 2015
By Martin Myall
In The Name of Science

Christopher Filard is an investigator at the American Natural History Museum, therefore you could be forgiven for thinking that he must be a bright lad... or not? »

Shoplifters Dump Children

Tuesday, September 8, 2015
By David Darby
Shoplifters Dump Children

Most people think that shoplifters are rotten people. Well, three women who were stealing goods from a Walmart Supercenter in Peoria, Arizona, proved themselves to be even more rotten. »

Penis Enlargement Gone Wrong

Tuesday, September 8, 2015
By David Darby
Penis Enlargement Gone Wrong

So, you approach a ‘doctor’ and ask for some filler to be inserted into your buttocks, to give it that firm, pert look. However, your surgeon turns out to be a useless, unlicensed, botch artist who cocks the whole procedure up, leaving it looking worse than before. »

Walmart Willy Wiggler

Monday, June 29, 2015
By David Darby
Walmart Willy Wiggler

Had you been shopping for your groceries in the town of South Williamson recently, you could have seen more sausage than is healthy. »

Pervert Plastered in Poo

Sunday, June 28, 2015
By David Darby
Pervert Plastered in Poo

A small group of people in Portland, Oregon, USA were confronted with a 48-year-old homeless man who was masturbating in a portable toilet with the door open. »

Holy Smoke!

Sunday, June 7, 2015
By David Darby
Holy Smoke!

Despite being completely rubbish at golf, I reckon I could get a hole-in-one just about every time at the Top of the Rock Golf Course in Branson, Missouri, USA. »