Flying Pink Dildo

Saturday, February 6, 2016
By Martin Myall

WLD Dildo AttackA surprising article title and surprise certainly is what the politician experienced when it collided with his face.

Now, of course, we’re not talking about a contraption with the power of flight, but an object launched at the New Zealand Minister of Economic Development.

Yes, an angry protester took aim and launched the sex toy at Mr Steven Joyce, hitting him on the shoulder, only for the devious device to bounce up and smite the man in the mouth, in the middle of a sentence.

giphyThe woman who threw it followed up the impact with, “That’s for raping our sovereignty,” just before being marched off by smirking security men.

Mr Joyce was quite rattled by the aggression but quipped, one he realised the object was not deadly, “It’s the privilege of serving.”

So, what was his crime? It appears that he is involved in the Trans-Pacific Partnership agreement.

(Wonky World: New Zealand)

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